Wisdom

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Wisdom #504: If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for satanic masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed necrophilia … move!

Wisdom #822: Atoms of the World, UNITE (whoops, too late)

Wisdom #1150: I've seen the future and I leave it all behind

Wisdom #379: He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Wisdom #680: The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth

Wisdom #548: First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

Wisdom #1494: The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.

Wisdom #620: A Cowboy's guide to Life: When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.